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hides food under his cowboy hat

there's also a snake in his boot
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Yes this is fact

He doesn't mind the snake in his boot but the minute there is a rat he shrieks like a banshee
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And also...

That isn't his first rodeo. Cool
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He composed and sung Ontario Sucks first, then told The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie to sing it and make it as if they made the song so he wouldn't get the blame. Why else do you think Alberta is the only place that doesn't suck in Canada? Very Happy (If you haven't heard Ontario Sucks before, here.)

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I keep meaning to add stuff to this but I always forget xD

- has very VERY mixed feelings about Nickelback but has given up trying to hide his CD collection

- often finds himself watching Canadian Pickers for some reason

- has the logic that a day spent doing yardwork = excuse to go to the liquor store first

- can get Saskatchewan to come over easily by promising cheap liquor

- will try anything stupid at least once. Will get Saskatchewan to try anything stupid at least once.

- tends to impulse shop.

- is not a very touchy feely person- at least not on the outside. While he will say "hello" passing you on the street, he feels uncomfortable when strangers start conversations with him or sit too near him. With close friends, however, he can be very intimate.

- doesn't hate Ontario. It's really nothing personal, but they don't have much in common so they have trouble interacting. I think they are much closer friends than most people believe. He also has had a good relationship with Quebec in the past, as much as he mocks him.

- is a complete dinosaur nerd. He can pick up something off the ground and go "ah yes part of a disarticulated ankylosaur phlange hella i am here for these ornithischians"

- apparently says "give 'er" a lot but he doesn't tend to notice

- his body type is dorito shaped. He's super top heavy with a teeny waist and little legs

- wears heels and a big hat to make himself taller so whenever he's indoors and has to take off his shoes he tends to frantically look for high ground or tries to disguise himself by taking up all the space on the couch. Actually he tends to take up all the space wherever he goes.
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I feel like he'd hate New York City, though it's not the people that he hates, it's the rats.
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He is a simple country boy NYC is too scary xDD but yes its the rats
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... sometimes watches Toy Story and imitates every single one of Woody's lines. "Reach for the sky!" "There's a snake in my boots!"
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